Why tho

So, I am just wondering why turtles get all hidey when people are near them.  Because people are all like "oh, they evolved so much that they hide in their shells when predators are near"
Which I understand perfectly.

But then I realized, if they had all this time to evolve since prehistoric ages, why are they not evolved enough to know who is a predator and who is not?

Because when, say, an innocent toddler walks up to a turtle and literally doesn't even touch it and the turtle can clearly see it's just a human toddler, shouldn't it be evolved enough to  be like "oh, okay. Hey bro. You're not a coyote. We're good."

But it doesn't.

It just hides in its shell.

Ugh.

EPIC CONTEST! NOBODY WON!! It's over!

(Update - Contest Siobhan is in the lead!)

Hey! I'm holding a contest!

Since this blog isn't very busy I decided to hold another, more interesting contest to try and get some traffic and mostly just because I'm bored.

Don't worry, if anyone on earth has viewed this and liked the first contest, I am still holding that one.

But sorry EpicDinoContest, this contest is gonna be better.

In this contest you have a chance to win a bunch of various YouTube themed art, some pre-made and a few of your choice.

The pre-made ones will include

A dramatic pastel of Phil Lester
A dramatic pastel of Shane Dawson
A comic-strip-style art piece of Phil Lester in different classic movie settings
Up to three art pieces of your choice, tell me what you want them to be of

If I can get the materials in time, I will also be including these bonus prizes!
(Take your pick, you can have as many or as little as you like IF i have the supplies and you win)

Shane Dawson - Personalized fake nails

Miniature sculpture of Dan Howell

Old shoe with YouTube art all over it - DECORATIVE




If you can complete all these challenges in two weeks with some sort of proof, you'll win!



1.  Run a lap around your room
2. Draw a picture of a donut
3. Chug three glasses of water in a minute
4. Walk at least a mile (over the entire span of two weeks)
5. Do ten jumping jacks (all at once, pick a day out of your two weeks to do this)
6. Learn to draw a cartoon dragon
7. Try to write with your left hand
8. Run a lap around your room
9. Chug another three glasses of water
10. Paint your face like a tomato
11. Eat a banana
12. Run around your room
13. Chug more water
14. Run around your room
15.  Read 3 books


    wowsoepicdino@writeme.com

GOOD LUCK!




 Now look around this post and see if you can find my email, which you'll need to email me to when you're done with your challenges!!!


It is in white!  Try to highlight it with your mouse! (By holding down and dragging horizontally)




















For those of you smart enough to scroll down, here's my email!

wowsoepicdino@writeme.com

The hidden one is above where it says "GOOD LUCK!"

Angry Blogging Routine + More weird art

So I guess I've hit a metaphorical wall or something, because in the first few days of this I was all like, "wow! I can post so much! I will post every day like a ninja!"

But then I realized I don't necessarily want to do that, and not wanting to do things is basically my exact reason for not doing many of the things I don't do.

But then I was like, "I don't want to completely give up, either", because I don't, especially not on something so new.

So then I decided that this post is basically going to be a weird article about my mental process and then I would draw some SumoPaint stuff and then just tack the SumoPaint stuff onto the end of this post.


So basically I'm just going to state how it works when I decide I don't want to do something.

1. Something good is happening and I am doing something productive
2.  Universe gets angry at this.  Universe realizes that me doing things right isn't okay!
3. Even air particles are angry at me for doing things right because it defies the laws of nature.
4. I take a breath, the angry air particles travel to my brain.
5. They take over!
6. I am now angry at everything, too
7. I'm angry at the sun
8. I'm angry at humans
9. I'm angry at dogs
10. I'm angry at me
11. I'm angry at everything  I am doing and everything I've done.
12. Oh no! This blog lands in #11's category! I am angry at the blog!
13. I hate the blog and it offends me.
14. Why should I contribute to something that offends me?
15. I am not going to contribute to things that offend me.
16. I am never writing a single word again,
17. Mom tells me I am a good writer.
18. Ego inflates.
19.  Anger inflates!
20. I am angry at my being happy!
21. However, I am getting slightly less angry,
22. Anger deflates a little.
23. Blog begins to stop offending me slightly.
24. A strange force draws me towards my computer.
25. I begin to write a post.
26. I continue it.

27. Cycle begins again.

So I'm around section 25 of the routine.


Now for the weird art!

This one is entitled "Ragey Things" because it includes things that commonly make me ragey.



So I was just going to do that, but drawing dogs makes me want to draw more dogs, so here's some more dogs.

They are not my best dogs, I promise you I can draw better dogs.

But these are the only dogs you're getting today.


By the way, don't forget to enter the contest from my first post.

You can find the contest by clicking HERE

Please thoroughly read the contest rules before entering!

(The contest doesn't have a monetary prize, unless you count awesomeness as a form of currency.)


That's all for today

Bye
- WowSoEpicDino